Okay, so Estefan from Chosen of Azara got really annoyed with me because I haven’t interviewed him. And I quote, “How come that SOB who keeps trying to steal my fiancee gets an interview and I don’t when I’m a hundred times more awesome than he is?”
So, just to get him to leave me alone, here’s Baron Estefan Mirenne.
1. What is your full name? Is there anything significant about your name?
My name is Baron Estefan Lesander Danel Mirenne. The “Baron” part isn’t a name; it’s my title.
2. How old are you?
I am 25 years old.
3. Tell us about your family. What do you like and not like about them?
My father died when I was ten, and at that time I inherited his barony and his title, though I didn’t take full possession of them until I reached my majority at age 20. My mother is Lady Alise Mirenne. I also have some aunts, uncles, cousins, and sisters.
Petir and Pavel Barille are nearly brothers to me. After my father died I was fostered with their family, and grew up with them. A man couldn’t ask for better friends.
4. Who was your first kiss, and what did you think of it?
It was… No. Wait, let me think. That dairymaid with the [censored]? No. Hmm. It must have been the little blonde, um, what was she? Actually, it might have been…
I’m afraid I don’t remember, but I know I liked it.
5. What is your occupation?
Look at question 1. I’m a Baron.
6. What are your best and worst qualities?
I’ve won more than my share of summer tournaments the last several years. I’m good with a bow and arrow, and a dueling sword. [cue sniggering from Petir and Pavel] I also ride well, and have a fine voice, and the ladies don’t seem to be able to resist me.
7. What quality do you value most in a romantic partner?
I like a girl who’s got a figure that gives me something to grab on to, who’s lively in the hay or between the sheets and none too fussy about how and when, and…
Oh, you mean… Okay. Right.
I am engaged to marry Miss Lucie Barille. I grew up with her brothers and they’re still my best friends. The Barilles are one of the best families in the Lower Districts, along with my own, so it’s a good match. She has a nice figure and a pretty face, and stands to bring a good-sized dowry to the marriage. She’s a bit empty-headed and eccentric, and not as agreeable as I would like, but my mother will take her firmly in hand and make sure she knows everything that’s expected of her once we’re married. And she adores me. Of course, I made the arrangements with her father before anything about our engagement was said to her, but then Baron Robart insisted I actually ask her if she wanted to marry me before he gave the final approval. Well, I knew even without asking that she would want to marry me. Why wouldn’t she? But he made me ask anyway, and I have to say it was gratifying to see how flattered she was that I was personally asking her to marry me.
8. What is your favorite thing to do?
I like a good hunt, a good tournament, a good beer, and a good tumble with a lively girl.
9. What is your greatest fear?
I can’t think of anything that I need to be afraid of. Maybe that I’ll never get this new bow I just bought working right. Something’s wrong with it, and I can’t figure out what.
10. What is your most treasured possession?
I’m fond of my sword [cue more sniggering from Petir and Pavel]. I mean the dueling sword I inherited from my father. It’s old fashioned, but perfectly balanced and I’ve won a lot of tournament duels with it. And I’ve got a fine hunting horse, best in the Lower Districts, everyone says. And my manor house. It’s the newest house in the Lower Districts, only being fifty years old, and has all the latest comforts and conveniences. It’s the envy of the Lower Districts.